1 00:00:34,061 --> 00:00:36,375 Every Christmas Eve 2 00:00:36,444 --> 00:00:39,842 we are part of a miracle 3 00:00:39,911 --> 00:00:42,092 every girl and boy 4 00:00:42,161 --> 00:00:45,943 shares the joy if they believe 5 00:00:46,011 --> 00:00:48,093 you can share it too 6 00:00:48,161 --> 00:00:51,792 just believe in the miracle 7 00:00:51,861 --> 00:00:54,808 you will carry joy with you 8 00:00:54,877 --> 00:00:57,775 every Christmas Eve 9 00:01:30,544 --> 00:01:34,509 In a certain time, in a certain land, 10 00:01:34,577 --> 00:01:37,509 once there lived and once there was 11 00:01:37,577 --> 00:01:42,876 A magic kingdom at the top of the world. 12 00:01:42,944 --> 00:01:46,542 If a traveler came to that cold, freezing place, 13 00:01:46,611 --> 00:01:48,942 and no traveler ever did, 14 00:01:49,011 --> 00:01:52,175 all he would see would be ice. 15 00:01:52,244 --> 00:01:55,742 Mountains of ice and snow. 16 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:59,942 But on certain nights, when the stars of the sky shined like jewels, 17 00:02:00,011 --> 00:02:02,575 a wonderful light appeared in the heavens; 18 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:05,809 and then many lights, all the colors of the rainbow; 19 00:02:05,878 --> 00:02:08,942 and some colors never seen before. 20 00:02:09,011 --> 00:02:11,475 Way on top, 21 00:02:11,544 --> 00:02:16,276 the north star sparkled. 22 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:19,276 And suddenly, the ice mountains cracked open 23 00:02:19,344 --> 00:02:22,342 And beautiful, beautiful lights pierced the sky, 24 00:02:22,412 --> 00:02:24,642 and then, out came the vendegums. 25 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:28,459 Hundreds of them, all in their bright-colored clothes. 26 00:02:28,527 --> 00:02:31,159 Granny, what's a vendegum? 27 00:02:31,228 --> 00:02:34,826 A vendegum? Those are the little men 28 00:02:34,894 --> 00:02:36,992 Who live in the ice mountains, 29 00:02:37,061 --> 00:02:39,826 way at the top of the world, 30 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:43,092 under the north star. 31 00:02:43,161 --> 00:02:45,925 Some of them are even littler than you. 32 00:02:45,994 --> 00:02:49,759 This is the same story she told last year. 33 00:02:49,828 --> 00:02:52,525 Oh, when's he coming? When's he gonna get here? 34 00:02:52,594 --> 00:02:55,326 The road from the village must be blocked. 35 00:02:55,395 --> 00:02:57,925 Even those reindeer of his couldn't make it through. 36 00:02:57,994 --> 00:03:02,292 Wouldn't be Christmas without him, though, would it? He hasn't missed one yet. 37 00:03:02,362 --> 00:03:05,775 It's them! Here they come! 38 00:03:27,161 --> 00:03:30,475 All right. Everybody back. Everybody back, everybody back. 39 00:03:35,044 --> 00:03:37,441 What did you bring? What did I get? Wait. 40 00:03:40,177 --> 00:03:42,775 Don't I hear something first? 41 00:03:42,844 --> 00:03:46,875 Happy Christmas, Uncle claus! 42 00:03:46,944 --> 00:03:50,709 All right. All right. Here, for you. And you. Thank you! 43 00:03:51,144 --> 00:03:54,442 Cutting wood all day for the whole village. 44 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:57,209 It's enough to exhaust any man. 45 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,575 How does he find time to make all those things? 46 00:03:59,644 --> 00:04:01,675 He makes time. 47 00:04:01,744 --> 00:04:06,008 What can I tell you? It gives him pleasure. 48 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:15,775 Little else. 49 00:04:15,844 --> 00:04:18,326 For you. Just for you. 50 00:04:18,394 --> 00:04:22,492 What is it? A vendegum. 51 00:04:22,561 --> 00:04:24,759 Just as I was telling you. 52 00:04:43,611 --> 00:04:46,942 You can't see your hand in front of your face out there. You won't get through. 53 00:04:47,011 --> 00:04:50,642 My reindeer, donner and blitzen, can get through anything. 54 00:04:50,711 --> 00:04:52,642 Come along, Anya. We must hurry. 55 00:04:52,711 --> 00:04:54,942 More children need their toys on the other side of the forest. 56 00:04:55,011 --> 00:04:57,009 'Bye, dear. 57 00:04:59,376 --> 00:05:01,609 Okay. 58 00:05:04,211 --> 00:05:06,875 Bye! Bye! 59 00:05:06,944 --> 00:05:10,042 Did you see their faces when they saw the toys? 60 00:05:10,111 --> 00:05:13,075 Ah, yes. They love their Uncle claus, huh? 61 00:05:19,211 --> 00:05:22,609 Come on, blitzen. Pull harder! 62 00:05:22,677 --> 00:05:24,675 The children are waiting! 63 00:05:31,077 --> 00:05:34,308 Come on, donner. Don't drag your hooves. 64 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:37,475 Hurry along, now. You can do it, boy. 65 00:05:37,544 --> 00:05:39,542 Come on! 66 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:09,842 I can't find it, Anya. I can't find the road. 67 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:13,942 Where are we? 68 00:06:15,161 --> 00:06:18,126 Come on, boys. Don't slow up now! 69 00:06:21,028 --> 00:06:23,575 Hi-up! Hi-up! 70 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:27,026 Go! Come on! Blast! 71 00:06:36,494 --> 00:06:38,425 Come on, blitzen. 72 00:06:38,494 --> 00:06:42,359 Come on, my good boys. Donner! Now listen! 73 00:06:42,427 --> 00:06:45,993 Over there, there's food and warmth 74 00:06:46,061 --> 00:06:48,126 And a bed and straw and hay 75 00:06:48,194 --> 00:06:52,026 And everything a smart team of reindeer would like! 76 00:06:52,095 --> 00:06:54,792 Here is where you freeze to death. 77 00:06:54,861 --> 00:06:59,026 Now, come on, my good boys! Come on! 78 00:06:59,095 --> 00:07:01,592 Claus, come back. I can't see you. 79 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,692 Oh, my God. Anya! 80 00:07:04,028 --> 00:07:06,675 Anya! Anya! 81 00:07:11,377 --> 00:07:16,742 Anya. Oh, my God. Anya! Anya! 82 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:19,775 Anya, please! Oh! 83 00:09:47,844 --> 00:09:50,075 They're here. 84 00:09:58,594 --> 00:10:00,758 Welcome. 85 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:07,825 It's them. Vendegum. The little people? 86 00:10:07,894 --> 00:10:12,008 We prefer to be called elves, if you don't mind. 87 00:10:12,077 --> 00:10:15,508 You-you I'm the one called dooley. 88 00:10:15,577 --> 00:10:19,008 We've been expecting you. Expecting us? 89 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:22,525 For a long, long time. 90 00:10:22,594 --> 00:10:25,258 We almost gave up hope! 91 00:10:25,461 --> 00:10:27,425 Where are we? 92 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:33,358 Home. No, no, no. Our home is far from 93 00:10:33,427 --> 00:10:35,826 look at that! Let's go. Not anymore. 94 00:10:35,894 --> 00:10:38,475 This is your home now. 95 00:10:38,544 --> 00:10:40,943 W-what does he mean? 96 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:43,375 Uh, you don't understand. 97 00:10:43,444 --> 00:10:48,842 We live in a village far away from this one. Blow! Bits of old ropes, 98 00:10:48,911 --> 00:10:51,124 single-hinge runner connectors. 99 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,124 This is unbelievable! 100 00:10:53,193 --> 00:10:55,459 See I'm gonna have a lot to teach him. 101 00:10:55,527 --> 00:10:58,542 Whoops. Hi, there. 102 00:10:59,911 --> 00:11:03,291 Hi. I'm the one called patch. 103 00:11:03,494 --> 00:11:05,091 Welcome aboard, sir. Speaking for the boys and myself, 104 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,591 I'd-oh, you must be the missus! 105 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:10,525 Me? Yeah. Well, 106 00:11:10,593 --> 00:11:13,125 we were expecting someone nice, but not someone so young and pretty. 107 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:16,091 Were we, boys? No. No. 108 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:20,191 Oh, don't be elf-conscious! My friends, let us show you your new home. 109 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:22,591 Patch, take charge of the reindeer. Yeah. Honka! 110 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:24,609 Take charge of the reindeer. Boog, take charge of the reindeer. 111 00:11:24,678 --> 00:11:26,676 Vout, take charge of the reindeer. 112 00:11:32,093 --> 00:11:34,792 I don't understand. 113 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:38,025 What new home? There's nothing here. 114 00:11:38,093 --> 00:11:40,491 Look again. 115 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:54,859 Where did it come from? It was always here. 116 00:11:54,927 --> 00:11:58,292 But it can't be seen by just anyone, you know. Mm? 117 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:02,158 Come, fellow elves. Take them to their new home. 118 00:12:02,227 --> 00:12:05,158 Lead and follow, follow and lead. 119 00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:18,008 He's nice, isn't he, patch? 120 00:12:18,077 --> 00:12:21,008 Yeah, I tell you, boys, he gives me a real feeling of elf-confidence. 121 00:12:21,077 --> 00:12:24,308 What's it all about? 122 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:28,576 Maybe it's a-aah! No, we're awake! 123 00:13:25,143 --> 00:13:27,375 It's him! He's here! 124 00:13:27,444 --> 00:13:29,442 Yes, he's here, he's here! 125 00:13:39,009 --> 00:13:43,475 Welcome, welcome. I'm the one called puffy. We've been expecting you. 126 00:13:43,544 --> 00:13:45,642 Not now, puffy. The man wants to see the sights. 127 00:13:45,711 --> 00:13:49,007 Isn't this something? Did you hear that? He said it's something! 128 00:13:49,076 --> 00:13:53,092 He did. He did! Oh, my! 129 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,659 She likes it. She likes it! She does. She does. 130 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:09,025 Isn't this something? Is it warm enough for all of them? 131 00:14:09,094 --> 00:14:11,025 It's exactly what I've been saying, ma'am. 132 00:14:11,094 --> 00:14:14,758 Now, I have an idea for a new way to heat this entire place, using pipes! 133 00:14:17,661 --> 00:14:19,958 Pipes, you know? Cylinder thingies? 134 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,092 There's much more to see, folks. 135 00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:26,425 Pipes. 136 00:14:28,127 --> 00:14:30,442 Pipes. Yeah. 137 00:14:30,510 --> 00:14:33,609 Wait! Wait! 138 00:15:33,527 --> 00:15:36,292 Oh! 139 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:47,592 My goodness. What is all this? 140 00:15:48,027 --> 00:15:50,958 They're Christmas toys. Waiting for you. 141 00:15:51,027 --> 00:15:54,125 For me. 142 00:15:54,193 --> 00:15:57,125 Wh-what have they got to do with me? 143 00:15:57,193 --> 00:16:01,925 You're going to give them to your children. 144 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,425 Th-there must be a mistake. 145 00:16:04,494 --> 00:16:06,791 We have no children. You do now. 146 00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:09,791 You have all the children of the world. 147 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:13,258 But how could I deliver all these toys? 148 00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:15,725 I won't live long enough for that. 149 00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:19,658 Both of you will live forever. 150 00:16:20,127 --> 00:16:23,242 Like us. 151 00:16:30,027 --> 00:16:32,958 Anya? 152 00:16:33,027 --> 00:16:35,058 Me too. 153 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,092 I can't sleep either. 154 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:42,525 I don't want to sleep. This mattress is so comfortable, 155 00:16:42,593 --> 00:16:45,125 I don't want to miss a moment of it. 156 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,791 This-this won't take long. I'll be right back. 157 00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:08,774 What is it, donner, eh? You look so frightened. 158 00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:12,174 There's nothing to worry about. 159 00:17:12,244 --> 00:17:15,641 Really, there isn't. Easy, boy, it's all right. Easy, now, easy. 160 00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:20,007 Strange place, strange companions. 161 00:17:20,076 --> 00:17:22,325 But we're all friends here. 162 00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:24,325 We are! 163 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:28,242 Look at old blitz in there. Does he look worried? Hmm? 164 00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:31,941 Come on. Maybe try and eat something. Hmm? 165 00:17:32,244 --> 00:17:35,525 It's great food. Believe me. 166 00:17:35,593 --> 00:17:37,674 Say, look. Even I like it. 167 00:17:37,743 --> 00:17:40,674 It's delicious. 168 00:17:40,743 --> 00:17:43,308 Mmm! He's like me, I guess. 169 00:17:43,743 --> 00:17:45,674 Oh! Yes. A little confused. 170 00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:48,375 Yeah, yeah. 171 00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:54,108 He's always been the fidgety type. Yeah. Well, 172 00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:56,308 he'll be all right, sir, as soon as he gets used to the place. 173 00:17:56,377 --> 00:17:59,608 He just needs a little elf-control. Mm. 174 00:17:59,676 --> 00:18:01,608 Well, you certainly know your reindeer. 175 00:18:01,676 --> 00:18:06,442 These are fine specimens. Oh! Hear that, boys? You made a good impression. 176 00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:08,442 Come on. 177 00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:12,174 Look. These two are twins. Prancer and dancer. 178 00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:16,174 The way you can tell them apart is by those snooty monocles. 179 00:18:16,244 --> 00:18:18,974 Prancer's is on his right eye, 180 00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:20,774 and dancer's is on his left eye. 181 00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:23,342 And this lad with the great big antlers is comet. 182 00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:26,442 And old spotted-nose here is cupid. 183 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,208 This white-faced boy here, that's old dasher. 184 00:18:33,277 --> 00:18:36,342 He loves to run, he does, he really does. He'd rather run than eat! 185 00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:39,774 And, uh, this noisy one with the floppy jowls, he's ViXen. 186 00:18:39,843 --> 00:18:42,841 Keep you up half the night with his snorts and whinnies, 187 00:18:42,909 --> 00:18:44,874 whinnies and snorts. 188 00:18:44,943 --> 00:18:46,874 And you sleep here? Yes! 189 00:18:46,943 --> 00:18:50,041 And this is where I do my other work. 190 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:53,375 Yeah, they keep you busy, huh? Well, I-I-I like it that way. 191 00:18:53,444 --> 00:18:56,874 Sometimes I get so many ideas, I don't know where to keep them in my head. 192 00:18:56,943 --> 00:18:59,408 Um-oh! Look. 193 00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:03,841 A clock that wakes you up in the morning. How about that? Ha? 194 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,841 That's not bad. Aha! 195 00:19:05,909 --> 00:19:08,108 A plate that whistles when the food's too hot. 196 00:19:08,176 --> 00:19:10,941 Ah? 197 00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:13,308 Um-oh! Look, look, look. 198 00:19:13,377 --> 00:19:16,174 I've got here a complete syste-uh 199 00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:18,308 what do we need all these reindeer for? 200 00:19:18,377 --> 00:19:22,841 Uh, you'll see. 201 00:19:22,909 --> 00:19:25,441 This is a curious kind of place. This is nothing now. 202 00:19:25,509 --> 00:19:28,874 Wait till you see how it gets during season's greetings. Season's greetings? 203 00:19:28,943 --> 00:19:32,242 Mm-hmm. You'll see. What's that? 204 00:19:33,377 --> 00:19:37,108 Oh, look, sir. Now he's having a bite. 205 00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:12,474 Ooh! Ooh! 206 00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:15,575 Hurray! Hoop-ah! 207 00:20:58,476 --> 00:21:00,507 Maybe it's the massive bulk of it. 208 00:21:00,577 --> 00:21:02,507 I never did an extra-large before. 209 00:21:02,577 --> 00:21:06,775 No, the size is fine. Please don't think I'm criticizing, 210 00:21:06,843 --> 00:21:08,875 but green's just not his color. 211 00:21:08,944 --> 00:21:12,541 What about, um Brown! 212 00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:14,541 Red. 213 00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:18,541 Yes! Red! 214 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,541 Perfect! Matches his cheeks 215 00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,608 And everything! 216 00:21:24,927 --> 00:21:27,024 Whee! 217 00:22:25,443 --> 00:22:28,257 Ah! 218 00:22:28,326 --> 00:22:30,257 Hey! 219 00:24:01,976 --> 00:24:05,708 Oh. Well? Coming closer now. Not just yet! 220 00:24:05,776 --> 00:24:10,108 Two more degrees north by northwest 221 00:24:10,276 --> 00:24:12,157 now! 222 00:24:17,493 --> 00:24:19,741 Ohh! 223 00:24:21,776 --> 00:24:24,157 Ahh! 224 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:37,608 Season's greeting's back! Season's greetings! 225 00:24:40,343 --> 00:24:43,207 Season's greetings! Season's greetings! 226 00:25:12,559 --> 00:25:18,190 Southeast crosswind, point right. Northwest 227 00:25:18,259 --> 00:25:20,625 are you nervous? 228 00:25:20,693 --> 00:25:24,658 Me, nervous? No. 229 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:28,290 Oh! 230 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:32,224 You look Wonderful to me. 231 00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:35,858 Uh, it does suit me, doesn't it? 232 00:25:35,927 --> 00:25:39,390 A handsome man looks good in anything. 233 00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:44,992 Oh, I'm so proud of you. 234 00:25:45,059 --> 00:25:46,992 Mm! 235 00:25:49,426 --> 00:25:52,691 It's time, sir. Oh. 236 00:25:57,126 --> 00:25:59,841 They're waiting. 237 00:26:30,076 --> 00:26:32,007 He looks wonderful! 238 00:26:32,076 --> 00:26:35,091 It's a perfect fit, if I do say so myself. 239 00:26:35,159 --> 00:26:39,991 The color, the style.. that outfit is him, boys. I'm telling you. Just him. 240 00:27:52,276 --> 00:27:54,640 The prophecy 241 00:27:54,709 --> 00:27:57,040 Has come to pass 242 00:27:57,109 --> 00:28:00,207 That there would come to us 243 00:28:00,276 --> 00:28:02,274 A chosen one. 244 00:28:02,343 --> 00:28:07,140 And that he, having no child of his own, 245 00:28:07,209 --> 00:28:11,374 would love all children, everywhere. 246 00:28:12,542 --> 00:28:14,507 And that he himself would be 247 00:28:14,576 --> 00:28:17,774 An artisan, and a craftsman, 248 00:28:19,176 --> 00:28:21,807 and a skilled 249 00:28:21,877 --> 00:28:24,841 Maker of toys. 250 00:28:24,909 --> 00:28:29,407 And now, chosen one, come forward. 251 00:28:37,209 --> 00:28:39,574 From this day on, 252 00:28:39,642 --> 00:28:42,140 now and forever, 253 00:28:42,209 --> 00:28:46,241 you will bring our gifts to all the children 254 00:28:46,309 --> 00:28:48,940 In all the world. 255 00:28:49,009 --> 00:28:52,374 And all this to be done 256 00:28:52,442 --> 00:28:54,507 On Christmas Eve. 257 00:28:54,576 --> 00:28:58,474 How can I do so much in just one night? 258 00:28:58,542 --> 00:29:01,507 Oh, yes. 259 00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:07,241 Time travels with you; 260 00:29:07,309 --> 00:29:12,207 that the night of the world is a passage 261 00:29:12,276 --> 00:29:15,774 Of endless night for you. 262 00:29:15,842 --> 00:29:19,974 Mm. Until your mission is done. 263 00:29:20,042 --> 00:29:25,140 This is your legacy, and your gift, 264 00:29:25,209 --> 00:29:28,574 as is the gift of flight. 265 00:29:31,509 --> 00:29:34,440 Mm-hmm. Now. 266 00:29:34,509 --> 00:29:38,091 All those within the sound of my voice, 267 00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:42,091 and all those on this earth everywhere know 268 00:29:42,526 --> 00:29:45,424 That henceforth, 269 00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:48,024 you will be called 270 00:29:48,093 --> 00:29:50,091 Santa claus. 271 00:29:50,159 --> 00:29:52,024 Santa? 272 00:29:52,093 --> 00:29:56,924 And now, everyone, 273 00:29:56,993 --> 00:30:01,124 merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas! 274 00:30:05,259 --> 00:30:07,691 Merry Christmas. Yes. 275 00:30:53,159 --> 00:30:55,591 Come on. Good boy. 276 00:31:32,909 --> 00:31:34,973 Yo! 277 00:31:38,009 --> 00:31:41,007 Faster! Faster! 278 00:31:41,075 --> 00:31:46,274 Ho-ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho! 279 00:31:48,842 --> 00:31:50,840 Come on, boys. Come on! 280 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,374 Come on. Don't be afraid. Come on. 281 00:31:54,876 --> 00:31:57,907 This is it! Come on! 282 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:03,174 Ho, ho, ho! Feel the wind in your faces, boys. 283 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,806 Oh, come on, donner. 284 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:27,607 There's nothing to worry about. It's only flying. 285 00:32:29,909 --> 00:32:32,174 Only flying? What am I saying? 286 00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:34,541 All right, boys. Bank to the right. 287 00:32:34,609 --> 00:32:38,424 Steady! That's the way! 288 00:33:06,226 --> 00:33:08,525 Come on, boys. That's my good boys. 289 00:33:32,925 --> 00:33:34,923 Ho-ho-ho-ho! 290 00:33:37,443 --> 00:33:41,573 Oh, more and more are learning to write now, asking for what they want. 291 00:33:41,642 --> 00:33:43,740 Reading and writing, writing and reading. 292 00:34:06,058 --> 00:34:10,257 Leave him alone! Don't! Can't you see he hates it? 293 00:34:10,326 --> 00:34:12,357 Let go! Leave him alone! Don't! 294 00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:14,357 Leave him be! You're hurting him. 295 00:34:14,825 --> 00:34:16,540 Oh, l-let go! 296 00:34:16,609 --> 00:34:19,957 Come back, you stupid animal! 297 00:34:20,026 --> 00:34:22,024 Come back! 298 00:35:07,343 --> 00:35:10,606 I am sure he hurts the poor little kitten, 299 00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:14,474 and when I cry, he just laughs at me. 300 00:35:14,542 --> 00:35:17,573 Yours sincerely, miss Sarah foster. 301 00:35:17,642 --> 00:35:20,174 You were quite right to bring this to our attention, dooley. 302 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:22,441 That little boy must not get a present. 303 00:35:22,509 --> 00:35:25,207 No present for him? Every child should get a present. 304 00:35:25,276 --> 00:35:28,573 It's time to change the rules. 305 00:35:28,642 --> 00:35:33,207 You'll have folks saying that Santa claus only rewards the good little boys and girls. 306 00:35:33,276 --> 00:35:36,074 Isn't that as it should be? 307 00:35:36,143 --> 00:35:40,274 All right. Dooley, make up a list 308 00:35:40,343 --> 00:35:43,307 Of who is naughty and nice. Yes, sir! 309 00:35:43,376 --> 00:35:46,507 And be careful. I'll be checking it twice. 310 00:35:50,042 --> 00:35:53,507 Christmas is the best of days 311 00:35:53,575 --> 00:35:57,140 who's the happy cause ho, ho, ho! 312 00:35:57,209 --> 00:36:00,473 It's our favorite person 313 00:36:00,542 --> 00:36:04,607 mine and yours Santa claus 314 00:36:04,675 --> 00:36:08,140 Santa gives to all of us 315 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:11,774 all he has to give 316 00:36:11,842 --> 00:36:15,707 Santa really knows the way to live 317 00:36:15,776 --> 00:36:19,524 live, live, live 318 00:36:19,592 --> 00:36:23,024 thank you, Santa 319 00:36:23,092 --> 00:36:26,524 thank you, Santa 320 00:36:26,592 --> 00:36:31,757 when it snows we know you're near 321 00:36:31,825 --> 00:36:36,990 we want to thank you, Santa 322 00:36:37,059 --> 00:36:39,024 'Twas the night before Christmas, 323 00:36:39,092 --> 00:36:41,124 when all through the house, 324 00:36:41,193 --> 00:36:44,890 not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 325 00:36:44,959 --> 00:36:48,757 What is it? It's a poem. A poem about me. 326 00:36:48,825 --> 00:36:51,191 Ooh. They say it's a big hit. 327 00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:54,258 He had a broad face, and a little round belly, 328 00:36:54,326 --> 00:36:58,191 that shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly. 329 00:36:58,260 --> 00:37:00,624 What? Pardon? 330 00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:05,090 Was that that last part. 331 00:37:07,026 --> 00:37:11,690 He had a broad face Yes. Go on. 332 00:37:13,343 --> 00:37:15,274 And a little round belly, 333 00:37:15,343 --> 00:37:20,840 that shook when he laughed like a bowlful of.. Jelly. 334 00:37:21,043 --> 00:37:25,440 It's just a poem. 335 00:37:26,775 --> 00:37:31,723 Is that how they think I look? Well, you know. The cookies. 336 00:37:35,025 --> 00:37:39,490 It's the cookies. The cookies. 337 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:43,823 Ohh. 338 00:37:50,058 --> 00:37:52,090 Acid. 339 00:38:28,325 --> 00:38:31,356 Your soup's getting cold. 340 00:38:31,425 --> 00:38:35,190 Welcome back, Santa. Have a good trip? 341 00:38:36,492 --> 00:38:38,956 What's this? Oh, next year's schedule. 342 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:41,290 Oh, can't it wait a few days? 343 00:38:41,358 --> 00:38:44,290 He's just come home! No! 344 00:38:44,358 --> 00:38:46,623 Ooh. 345 00:38:49,525 --> 00:38:51,456 I must have dozed off. 346 00:38:51,525 --> 00:38:55,657 Darling, 347 00:38:55,725 --> 00:38:59,123 why don't you get an assistant, hmm? 348 00:38:59,192 --> 00:39:02,823 What? I don't like to see you pushing yourself like this. 349 00:39:02,892 --> 00:39:07,190 You're spreading yourself too thin. Who would want the job? 350 00:39:07,258 --> 00:39:11,757 Two elves spring to mind. One of them practically bounces to mind! 351 00:39:11,825 --> 00:39:13,490 Oh, yes. 352 00:39:13,825 --> 00:39:16,306 I'm supposed to show you this. 353 00:39:16,375 --> 00:39:19,540 What is it? Oh, something patch thought up. 354 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:24,623 Look at that. Isn't that a clever thing? 355 00:39:24,692 --> 00:39:28,356 Time tumbles by 356 00:39:28,425 --> 00:39:32,423 there's snow in the sky 357 00:39:32,491 --> 00:39:35,389 Isn't it beautiful? Yes, lovely. 358 00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:39,423 And here it is Christmas Merry Christmas! 359 00:39:39,491 --> 00:39:41,690 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. 360 00:39:41,758 --> 00:39:45,690 Cold enough for you? Oh, it's warm in here. Merry Christmas. 361 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,690 Merry Christmas. God bless you, ma'am. Merry Christmas. 362 00:39:47,758 --> 00:39:51,024 Mer-ry Christmas! 363 00:39:51,092 --> 00:39:54,024 Mer-ry Christmas! 364 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:57,489 God bless you, sir. 365 00:39:57,558 --> 00:40:01,523 Mer-ry Christmas! Mer-ry Christmas! 366 00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:06,874 Mer-ry Christmas. 367 00:40:36,576 --> 00:40:39,556 Mer-ry Christmas! 368 00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:42,423 Mer-ry Christmas! Thank you very much today. 369 00:41:05,209 --> 00:41:07,607 Cornelia! Come away from that window this instant. 370 00:41:07,676 --> 00:41:12,007 You can hear the music perfectly well at the table while you do your homework. 371 00:41:12,076 --> 00:41:14,640 American history sitting around half-done 372 00:41:14,709 --> 00:41:16,640 if you think that your step-Uncle 373 00:41:16,709 --> 00:41:20,373 Is going to stand for this He never even looks at my report card. 374 00:41:20,442 --> 00:41:24,207 He probably doesn't even know what grade I'm in. Young lady, 375 00:41:24,275 --> 00:41:27,373 you do just as I tell you. 376 00:41:27,442 --> 00:41:29,857 An assistant? Your assistant? 377 00:41:29,925 --> 00:41:32,290 Oh, w-w-with all due respect, 378 00:41:32,359 --> 00:41:35,656 I have ideas that'll turn this place upside down. 379 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:39,106 That is not exactly what I had in mind. 380 00:41:39,174 --> 00:41:41,373 No, no. I'm talking modern methods of production here! 381 00:41:41,442 --> 00:41:44,340 I'm talking assembly line! I'm talking wave of the future. 382 00:41:44,408 --> 00:41:47,773 I'm talking faster, quicker And sloppier. 383 00:41:47,842 --> 00:41:51,640 Puffy, the thing about me is that I don't lack elf-assurance. 384 00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:54,073 I'm not afraid to rock the sleigh! Sir, 385 00:41:54,141 --> 00:41:57,306 I have long admired your traditional methods of manufacture. 386 00:41:57,375 --> 00:42:00,172 I assure you that I will give the same attention 387 00:42:00,242 --> 00:42:03,506 To quality and detail Boys, boys. 388 00:42:03,575 --> 00:42:07,040 Don't give me campaign promises, give me results. 389 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:11,106 The one who gets the job is the one who does the job best. 390 00:42:27,492 --> 00:42:29,790 How about this one? 391 00:42:33,976 --> 00:42:35,974 Yeah. 392 00:42:52,392 --> 00:42:55,156 There. 393 00:43:09,692 --> 00:43:11,923 Clear! 394 00:43:17,859 --> 00:43:21,289 Go. 395 00:43:56,158 --> 00:44:00,039 Ha! Oh! 396 00:44:15,425 --> 00:44:17,357 Excellent. Keep up the good work. 397 00:44:17,425 --> 00:44:19,423 Right. Right. 398 00:44:48,108 --> 00:44:50,973 Wait! Isn't it going too fast? 399 00:44:51,041 --> 00:44:54,740 Too fast? Welcome to the 20th century! 400 00:45:31,558 --> 00:45:34,523 Hey! 401 00:45:37,608 --> 00:45:40,906 Good try, puffy. 402 00:46:17,425 --> 00:46:20,356 Mmm, I can't eat another bite. 403 00:46:20,425 --> 00:46:22,790 Me too. 404 00:46:24,492 --> 00:46:28,340 Well, I'm taking my coffee to the library, 405 00:46:28,409 --> 00:46:30,473 so I can watch my masterpiece theater. 406 00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:33,640 And you, little miss, make sure you learn those Latin verbs! 407 00:46:52,825 --> 00:46:57,457 Psst! Psst! Little boy? 408 00:46:58,642 --> 00:47:01,073 Psst! Hey, boy! 409 00:48:08,092 --> 00:48:10,090 Going well, eh? 410 00:48:24,025 --> 00:48:26,706 Merry Christmas, pretty lady. 411 00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:36,139 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 412 00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:39,440 What a night, my boys! What a night! 413 00:48:39,741 --> 00:48:43,656 Decorations hung at the windows. 414 00:48:43,724 --> 00:48:46,490 Stockings hung by the fireplaces. 415 00:48:46,558 --> 00:48:49,590 Ho, ho, ho! Isn't it wonderful! 416 00:48:50,725 --> 00:48:52,656 Tonight, there's not a child alive 417 00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:55,005 Who's not bursting with joy and happiness. 418 00:48:55,074 --> 00:48:57,440 Oh. 419 00:48:57,508 --> 00:49:02,823 Hang on, boys. I think we're gonna make an unscheduled stop. 420 00:49:20,275 --> 00:49:22,590 Whoa! 421 00:49:22,658 --> 00:49:26,590 All right, stay right here, boys. I'll be right back. 422 00:49:30,858 --> 00:49:34,106 Hello, son. Hey, beat it, man. 423 00:49:34,175 --> 00:49:36,173 Find your own doorway. Don't crowd me. 424 00:49:36,242 --> 00:49:39,923 What are you doing out here? I'm pitchin' a no-hitter for the Yankees. 425 00:49:39,991 --> 00:49:43,256 What's it look like? But it's Christmas Eve! 426 00:49:43,325 --> 00:49:45,256 Don't you know what that means? 427 00:49:45,325 --> 00:49:49,056 Yeah, it means you don't have a job till next year. You and the rest of the winos. 428 00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:52,323 Don't you know who I am? Sure, you're a nut. 429 00:49:52,391 --> 00:49:56,755 I'm Santa claus! Right. And I'm the tooth fairy. 430 00:49:56,825 --> 00:50:01,156 Well, I guess I'll just have to do it my way. 431 00:50:02,158 --> 00:50:04,190 Holy cow! 432 00:50:04,258 --> 00:50:07,923 How'd you do that? See, what did I tell ya? 433 00:50:08,358 --> 00:50:10,457 Come on, Santa claus ain't real? 434 00:50:10,525 --> 00:50:13,006 Wanna go for a ride? 435 00:50:13,075 --> 00:50:15,106 A ride? A ride on that? 436 00:50:15,175 --> 00:50:18,588 I've never even been in a plane! You better make up your mind. 437 00:50:18,657 --> 00:50:21,989 I'm pretty busy tonight. Yeah, sure, if it's all right. 438 00:50:22,325 --> 00:50:26,423 I mean, like, really? 439 00:50:26,492 --> 00:50:30,122 Now, hold on tight, and don't worry. 440 00:50:30,192 --> 00:50:34,356 You'll be as safe here as you are in your own home. I ain't got a home. 441 00:50:34,425 --> 00:50:36,989 Mm-hmm. 442 00:50:37,058 --> 00:50:41,190 Do you know how to say yo? 443 00:50:41,258 --> 00:50:42,772 Yo? 444 00:50:59,325 --> 00:51:02,856 Wow! Oh, wow! 445 00:51:10,391 --> 00:51:13,223 You really are Santa claus, ain't ya? 446 00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:15,823 Yes. But I still don't know who you are. 447 00:51:15,891 --> 00:51:19,522 Joe! I'm Joe! Nice to meet you, Joe. 448 00:51:24,358 --> 00:51:26,789 Wow, neat! How do you make 'me do it? 449 00:51:26,858 --> 00:51:29,290 Oh, just like a horse and buggy. Pull their reins. 450 00:51:29,358 --> 00:51:31,755 Both together to make 'em go higher. 451 00:51:31,825 --> 00:51:34,789 Can they do anything you want? Oh, yes. 452 00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:38,089 Well, anything except the super-dooper looper. 453 00:51:38,158 --> 00:51:40,856 What's that? I've been trying for years. 454 00:51:40,925 --> 00:51:43,823 Well, maybe tonight's the night! 455 00:51:43,891 --> 00:51:47,755 Come on, donner. Let's give it that old college try! 456 00:51:50,825 --> 00:51:55,473 Come on, donner! This may be it! This may be it! Ohh, yahoo! 457 00:51:55,541 --> 00:51:59,173 You can do it, donner! Come on, boy! 458 00:51:59,242 --> 00:52:02,022 Here we go! Ohh 459 00:52:02,225 --> 00:52:05,073 you can do it, boy! I know you can do it! 460 00:52:05,141 --> 00:52:08,373 Come on! 461 00:52:12,691 --> 00:52:15,823 Ohh! Ohh. 462 00:52:18,075 --> 00:52:21,605 Boy, well, didn't work again. 463 00:52:21,674 --> 00:52:23,806 That's all right, donner boy. 464 00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:26,373 We'll get it next time. 465 00:52:26,441 --> 00:52:30,705 Tell 'em it's all right. Uh, hey, like, 466 00:52:30,774 --> 00:52:32,705 don't sweat it! 467 00:52:32,774 --> 00:52:36,073 You did your best, you know? 468 00:52:42,908 --> 00:52:45,739 Hey, how would you like to drive for a while? 469 00:52:45,808 --> 00:52:48,505 Me? Drive? Sure! 470 00:52:48,574 --> 00:52:51,672 It's easy. Here! Take the reins. 471 00:52:55,908 --> 00:52:58,973 Well, come on. Whoa! 472 00:52:59,042 --> 00:53:02,073 Wa-hoo-hoo! 473 00:53:02,142 --> 00:53:04,206 Oh, wow! 474 00:53:04,275 --> 00:53:06,806 How am I doin'? Oh, great. 475 00:53:10,242 --> 00:53:13,240 Ohh! Come on, guys, go! 476 00:53:13,309 --> 00:53:15,823 Oh, no. No! Hey, wait a minute! Come on, guys. Go! 477 00:53:15,891 --> 00:53:18,089 Wait a minute! Oh! Oh! Go, go, go! 478 00:53:18,158 --> 00:53:20,356 Watch out! Oh! Wait a minute! 479 00:53:22,358 --> 00:53:24,655 Wait a second. Oh, oh, my! 480 00:53:24,724 --> 00:53:26,856 What do you call them? 481 00:53:26,925 --> 00:53:29,555 Reindeer. No, I mean, what's their names? 482 00:53:29,624 --> 00:53:31,622 Oh. Startin' from the front, 483 00:53:31,691 --> 00:53:33,989 that's donner and blitzen. 484 00:53:34,058 --> 00:53:37,173 Comet and cupid, prancer and dancer, 485 00:53:37,241 --> 00:53:40,673 then dasher and ViXen. Look. There's the Brooklyn bridge. 486 00:53:40,741 --> 00:53:43,372 Here we go! Come on, donner. Come on! 487 00:53:43,441 --> 00:53:47,639 Oh-h-h-h! Whoo! Whoo, whoo! 488 00:53:47,942 --> 00:53:49,589 Go, go! 489 00:53:52,524 --> 00:53:55,173 Let's go get it! Come on, donner! 490 00:53:55,474 --> 00:53:57,755 Come on, blitzen! Go, guys, go, go! 491 00:53:57,825 --> 00:54:01,588 Come on, donner. You can do it. 492 00:54:01,657 --> 00:54:03,489 Come on, go, go! 493 00:54:03,691 --> 00:54:06,206 Oh, boy. 494 00:54:15,608 --> 00:54:17,290 I better take 'em now, Joe. 495 00:54:17,357 --> 00:54:20,989 Where are we going? Well, we can't joyride all night. 496 00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:23,889 I've got a job to do, you know? 497 00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:27,056 Oh, yeah! 498 00:54:35,541 --> 00:54:38,505 Is this the kid who lives here? 499 00:54:38,575 --> 00:54:41,040 Yep. What'd he get? 500 00:54:41,108 --> 00:54:43,040 Fishing rod. How come? 501 00:54:43,108 --> 00:54:46,372 That's what he asked for in his letter. 502 00:54:46,441 --> 00:54:48,773 You mean, if a kid writes 503 00:54:48,841 --> 00:54:53,190 anything he wants? Joe, didn't you ever write me a letter? 504 00:54:53,258 --> 00:54:56,306 I never believed in 505 00:54:56,374 --> 00:54:59,639 I mean, hey, I never needed nothin'. 506 00:54:59,707 --> 00:55:02,522 See, I usually travel light. Well 507 00:55:03,891 --> 00:55:05,889 let's travel now. 508 00:55:32,441 --> 00:55:35,006 Look, I'm sorry. I didn't see it. 509 00:55:46,192 --> 00:55:49,722 Are you him? 510 00:55:49,791 --> 00:55:51,722 Are you Santa claus? 511 00:55:51,791 --> 00:55:55,388 Boy, I hate it when this happens. 512 00:55:55,457 --> 00:55:58,156 Hello, little girl. Is this my doll? 513 00:55:58,357 --> 00:56:00,689 Mmm. 514 00:56:00,757 --> 00:56:04,940 What are you doing here? You two know each other. 515 00:56:05,008 --> 00:56:07,672 Oh, sort of. 516 00:56:10,241 --> 00:56:13,472 I'm Cornelia. I'm Joe. 517 00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:19,022 I'm Santa claus. Oh, it's a great pleasure to meet you, sir. 518 00:56:19,224 --> 00:56:23,205 Would you like some cookies? They're from bloomingdale's. 519 00:56:23,274 --> 00:56:25,906 Oh. 520 00:56:25,975 --> 00:56:30,372 Chocolate chip. They're my favorite. 521 00:56:30,441 --> 00:56:33,439 Listen, corny. Thanks for all the good food you gave me. 522 00:56:33,507 --> 00:56:35,505 I can make you a bowl of ice cream. 523 00:56:35,575 --> 00:56:39,238 I tell you what, Joe. You stay here and have something to eat. 524 00:56:39,307 --> 00:56:42,606 I'll see you again. You will? You mean it? 525 00:56:42,675 --> 00:56:45,773 Santa claus doesn't lie, Joe. 526 00:56:45,841 --> 00:56:49,505 Next Christmas Eve, we got a date, okay? You bet! 527 00:56:49,575 --> 00:56:51,673 Thanks for the cookies. 528 00:56:57,991 --> 00:56:59,855 What a guy. 529 00:57:00,191 --> 00:57:02,439 Excellent. 530 00:57:02,507 --> 00:57:06,123 Come on, now. It's easy. There you go. 531 00:57:09,725 --> 00:57:13,305 You're doing fine. Thanks, daddy. 532 00:57:13,374 --> 00:57:17,656 That's it. Oh! 533 00:57:17,724 --> 00:57:20,656 Sweetie pie! 534 00:57:30,925 --> 00:57:35,205 Mom! 535 00:57:35,408 --> 00:57:38,839 He's a great guy! His toys are cheap crap! 536 00:57:38,908 --> 00:57:42,138 His presents suck! What do you care? Nobody ever gave you nothin'! 537 00:57:42,441 --> 00:57:44,856 How can you be so dumb? 538 00:57:44,925 --> 00:57:47,288 Everyone knows he gives out shoddy, cheap toys. 539 00:57:47,357 --> 00:57:49,606 My daddy says he's an old fake. 540 00:57:49,674 --> 00:57:52,806 He is not. He's the nicest man in the whole world. 541 00:57:52,875 --> 00:57:57,138 My parents gave me a doll, and she says whole sentences on a cassette. 542 00:57:57,207 --> 00:57:59,972 You don't have any parents, so naaah! Ow! 543 00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:05,089 A fight! Girls! No way can dancers be angry. 544 00:58:21,224 --> 00:58:23,455 Returns are coming back from everywhere. 545 00:58:23,524 --> 00:58:26,255 Returns? We've never had returns. 546 00:58:26,324 --> 00:58:30,189 Maybe we could put out some kind of statement. 547 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:32,422 Hi. 548 00:58:36,024 --> 00:58:39,322 Well, I've got a lot to do. 549 00:58:47,924 --> 00:58:49,889 The thing 550 00:58:49,957 --> 00:58:52,889 I never was you see, I wanted- 551 00:58:52,957 --> 00:58:55,955 being tied down to a desk suits some elves, you know, 552 00:58:56,024 --> 00:58:59,955 but others of us are more free-spirited. 553 00:59:00,024 --> 00:59:03,022 I know you had no idea. I know that. 554 00:59:10,691 --> 00:59:12,722 Patch, how can I say this? 555 00:59:12,791 --> 00:59:17,889 Yeah, I think that, um red 556 00:59:18,357 --> 00:59:22,272 red just, just isn't my color, you know? 557 00:59:31,757 --> 00:59:35,105 Congratulations! 558 00:59:43,942 --> 00:59:47,806 He'll never have an assistant as good as me. 559 00:59:47,874 --> 00:59:52,372 Let's face it, he just doesn't like me. 560 00:59:56,174 --> 01:00:00,755 Well, boys, I'm gonna miss you. You know that, don't you? 561 01:00:22,308 --> 01:00:24,689 Take care of yourself, huh? 562 01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:18,172 Now, sir, I'm asking you if this toy here was manufactured by your company, 563 01:01:18,241 --> 01:01:21,272 the b.Z. Toy manufacturing corporation. 564 01:01:21,341 --> 01:01:24,538 Um, yes, senator, this doll appears to be 565 01:01:24,607 --> 01:01:28,339 One of our own Betty beauties. 566 01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:37,004 Holy crap! My goodness! 567 01:01:42,858 --> 01:01:45,222 Well, what do you say to that, sir? 568 01:01:45,290 --> 01:01:47,789 Well, senator, I've always known that cigarette smoking 569 01:01:47,858 --> 01:01:51,089 Could be hazardous to your health. 570 01:01:51,157 --> 01:01:54,022 This is not a laughing matter, sir. This is a tragedy! 571 01:01:54,091 --> 01:01:56,489 You, sir, are a disgrace to your profession. 572 01:01:56,557 --> 01:01:59,022 Um, senator, with all due respect 573 01:01:59,091 --> 01:02:04,839 and, I believe, this toy is advertised as being suitable for three-year-olds. 574 01:02:08,524 --> 01:02:11,855 Oh, my goodness! 575 01:02:11,923 --> 01:02:16,755 Um, senator, I'm even more astonished 576 01:02:16,824 --> 01:02:21,405 Than you are to see this, and I can guarantee that if these are not isolated examples, 577 01:02:21,474 --> 01:02:25,072 I'll make sure that they never happen again. 578 01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:27,222 Well, you better do more than that, sir. 579 01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:29,622 You better withdraw every b.Z. Toy on the market, 580 01:02:29,691 --> 01:02:34,555 or I'll personally see to it that your license to manufacture in the United States is revoked. 581 01:02:34,991 --> 01:02:38,723 No comment! 582 01:02:38,791 --> 01:02:41,623 Okay, towser, give it to me straight. 583 01:02:41,691 --> 01:02:46,022 The retail outfits are pulling our toys off the shelves. Cowards! 584 01:02:46,091 --> 01:02:49,623 The post said that anyone who gives his kid a b.Z. Toy should have his head examined. 585 01:02:49,691 --> 01:02:52,623 Swine! Cancel my subscription. 586 01:02:52,691 --> 01:02:56,623 We've got to meet a payroll by the end of the month for 2,000 factory workers. 587 01:02:56,691 --> 01:02:59,623 Commies! And our cash flow is flowing the wrong way. 588 01:02:59,691 --> 01:03:02,805 Right down the toilet. You sure know how to cheer a guy up. 589 01:03:02,873 --> 01:03:04,972 What'll we do, b.Z.? 590 01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:09,255 Patch gone? Where will he go? What will he do? 591 01:03:10,524 --> 01:03:12,955 The world is no place for an elf. 592 01:03:13,024 --> 01:03:15,622 The world's a nice enough place, isn't it? 593 01:03:15,691 --> 01:03:19,189 I mean, they send such nice letters from there. It must be. 594 01:03:21,990 --> 01:03:26,456 It's Christmas 595 01:03:28,057 --> 01:03:31,756 all over the world 596 01:03:31,957 --> 01:03:34,822 tonight 597 01:03:37,758 --> 01:03:40,422 it's Christmas they must be very popular. 598 01:03:40,491 --> 01:03:43,589 Look how fast they're going. 599 01:03:43,658 --> 01:03:47,422 All over the world 600 01:03:51,790 --> 01:03:53,788 Good morning, Mr. grizzard. Everything okay? 601 01:03:53,857 --> 01:03:55,988 Fine. 602 01:04:10,191 --> 01:04:13,122 Greetings. Who the hell-miss abruzzi! 603 01:04:13,191 --> 01:04:16,322 Don't bother with that. I'll just vanish. You'll what? 604 01:04:16,390 --> 01:04:19,522 Vanish like this. 605 01:04:19,590 --> 01:04:21,588 Hello? 606 01:04:23,090 --> 01:04:25,555 Hi. Wha 607 01:04:25,624 --> 01:04:28,855 it's a bit uncomfortable in here. Oh! 608 01:04:33,691 --> 01:04:37,189 Over here! 609 01:04:37,257 --> 01:04:40,088 How did you do that? 610 01:04:40,157 --> 01:04:42,689 Listen. You make toys, right? 611 01:04:42,756 --> 01:04:46,155 Are you, uh from the federal trade commission? 612 01:04:46,224 --> 01:04:48,422 No. I'm from the north pole. 613 01:04:48,490 --> 01:04:52,122 I've got enough on my mind without having to deal with an escaped lunatic! 614 01:04:52,191 --> 01:04:54,955 How do you know I escaped? What are you? 615 01:04:55,024 --> 01:04:57,555 Isn't it elf-explanatory? How's that? 616 01:04:57,624 --> 01:04:59,555 I'm an elf. An elf? 617 01:04:59,624 --> 01:05:01,822 Yes. You mean, like a fairy? 618 01:05:01,890 --> 01:05:04,388 No, I'm not a fairy. I'm an elf. 619 01:05:04,457 --> 01:05:07,022 But-but why are you here? 620 01:05:07,090 --> 01:05:09,888 Well, I gather you're a great toy giver. 621 01:05:09,957 --> 01:05:13,022 I'm a great toy maker. We should get together. Why should I do that? 622 01:05:13,090 --> 01:05:16,688 Heaven helps those who help their elf. 623 01:05:16,756 --> 01:05:19,688 But-but-but why me? Because I want to help you. 624 01:05:19,756 --> 01:05:23,754 Why? So Santa claus will appreciate me. 625 01:05:23,824 --> 01:05:27,022 I was right. You are a lunatic. 626 01:05:28,357 --> 01:05:30,855 Don't you believe in Santa claus? 627 01:05:30,924 --> 01:05:34,822 Why should I? He never brought me anything. 628 01:05:34,890 --> 01:05:38,888 That's because you were probably a naughty boy. 629 01:05:38,957 --> 01:05:43,588 Yes I guess I was no angel. 630 01:05:47,656 --> 01:05:50,988 Well, what did you have in mind, elf? 631 01:05:51,057 --> 01:05:54,622 Just let me use your toy factory. To make what? 632 01:05:54,690 --> 01:05:57,788 Something special. Now, here's the idea. Mm-hmm. 633 01:05:57,857 --> 01:06:01,788 First of all, you stop making all your regular toys. 634 01:06:01,857 --> 01:06:04,888 Well, I'm sure they're fine and dandy, dandy and fine. 635 01:06:04,957 --> 01:06:07,055 But we won't be needing them anymore. 636 01:06:07,124 --> 01:06:09,588 Won't be Needing them anymore? 637 01:06:09,656 --> 01:06:12,155 No. Oh, uh, tell me something. 638 01:06:12,224 --> 01:06:15,289 How can I tell all the people about my something special? 639 01:06:15,357 --> 01:06:18,388 Advertise. Advertise? How do I do that? 640 01:06:18,457 --> 01:06:21,555 In my line, television works best. 641 01:06:21,623 --> 01:06:26,289 Oh, I know! Those little picture box thingies? Can we get on those? 642 01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:29,955 With enough money, a horse in a hoop skirt can get on one of those. 643 01:06:30,023 --> 01:06:32,688 Money. I don't know much about that. 644 01:06:32,757 --> 01:06:35,589 Good. Oh. 645 01:06:35,657 --> 01:06:38,472 Let's, um, keep it that way, huh? 646 01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:41,805 Okay, but you'll fix it so I can get on the telly? Yeah. When? 647 01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:43,905 Christmas Eve. How long? 648 01:06:43,973 --> 01:06:45,938 Is a minute all right? What channel? 649 01:06:46,007 --> 01:06:48,738 Well, all of them. Which countries? 650 01:06:48,807 --> 01:06:51,771 All of them. All the countries, all the channels. 651 01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:54,539 That would cost a fortune! 652 01:06:56,374 --> 01:07:00,272 If you give extra kisses, you get bigger hugs. 653 01:07:00,341 --> 01:07:04,138 Sorry? That's what Santa's wife is always saying. 654 01:07:04,208 --> 01:07:06,971 Anyway 655 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,138 That's all the advertising you'll ever need. 656 01:07:10,208 --> 01:07:14,605 It better be. How many workers does this product require? 657 01:07:14,674 --> 01:07:17,339 Just me. Wha-no payroll? 658 01:07:17,408 --> 01:07:21,339 A bowl of stew, heavy on the dill, a cold place to sleep. 659 01:07:21,408 --> 01:07:23,705 What would it cost? Cost? Cost who? 660 01:07:23,773 --> 01:07:25,705 The people who buy the toy. 661 01:07:25,773 --> 01:07:28,672 Well, nothing. We're going to give them away free. 662 01:07:32,274 --> 01:07:36,605 Oh, that's fantastic! How do you turn your face so red so fast? 663 01:07:36,674 --> 01:07:39,905 For free? Well, that's how we do it at the north pole. 664 01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:42,221 Well, that's not how we do it here! 665 01:07:42,290 --> 01:07:45,022 In a free enterprise system 666 01:07:46,656 --> 01:07:50,189 on the other hand, this would go a long way 667 01:07:50,257 --> 01:07:53,122 Towards cleaning up my public image. 668 01:07:53,191 --> 01:07:56,554 Excuse me? That's not a bad investment. 669 01:07:56,623 --> 01:08:00,488 All that good p.R. 670 01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:05,587 I'm intrigued. Excuse me. You're drooling on your tie. 671 01:08:05,656 --> 01:08:08,289 Yes, I know. I said I was intrigued, didn't I? 672 01:08:08,357 --> 01:08:14,122 Now listen, son, what experience do you have in toy manufacture? 673 01:08:14,191 --> 01:08:18,255 Come on. I'm entirely elf-taught. 674 01:08:18,324 --> 01:08:21,388 Uh-huh. What about it, b.Z. 675 01:08:21,457 --> 01:08:23,754 This product of yours 676 01:08:23,824 --> 01:08:27,289 this, uh, something special 677 01:08:27,357 --> 01:08:30,022 what exactly is it? 678 01:08:31,324 --> 01:08:34,455 It's something that's very easy to make. Uh-huh. 679 01:08:34,523 --> 01:08:36,621 It's cheap. Uh-huh. 680 01:08:36,690 --> 01:08:38,621 It's simple. Uh-huh. 681 01:08:38,690 --> 01:08:41,122 You can turn them out by the thousands. Uh-huh. 682 01:08:41,191 --> 01:08:44,754 And yes. And? 683 01:08:44,824 --> 01:08:47,487 It's got a secret ingredient. 684 01:08:51,690 --> 01:08:55,339 Look around you! No strikes, no smelly workers! 685 01:08:55,408 --> 01:08:58,339 No payroll! It's practically paradise! 686 01:08:58,408 --> 01:09:01,471 Still, giving this toy away for free-that, Dr. towser, 687 01:09:01,540 --> 01:09:06,005 is why I am a captain of industry and you are an insignificant schlepper. 688 01:09:06,074 --> 01:09:08,572 Sure, the first Christmas, it's free. 689 01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,538 But the next one, we say, so you want it again? 690 01:09:11,607 --> 01:09:14,538 Bigger? Better? Well, this time it's gonna cost you! 691 01:09:14,607 --> 01:09:17,306 How much? I don't know. One hundred, two hundred. 692 01:09:17,374 --> 01:09:21,306 Where will they get that kind of money? What do I care? 693 01:09:21,374 --> 01:09:25,771 Ahh, it's a wonderful thing, cracking your knuckles. 694 01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:29,905 It's the pleasantest sound in the world. What's he building in there? 695 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:34,021 I'm not sure. He says it's the delivery system. 696 01:09:36,807 --> 01:09:40,072 Yes? We brought the prototypes for, uh it. 697 01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:43,972 Let me see them. Towser. Towser! 698 01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:47,872 That one. 699 01:09:47,941 --> 01:09:50,738 What color? What color do you like? 700 01:09:50,807 --> 01:09:52,838 I like puce. You would! 701 01:09:52,907 --> 01:09:55,305 What's puce? It's like fuchsia, 702 01:09:55,374 --> 01:09:57,504 but a shade less lavender and a bit more pink. 703 01:09:57,574 --> 01:09:59,638 Sometimes I wonder about you. 704 01:09:59,707 --> 01:10:03,072 Fine. Puce, then. As long as it tastes good. But are you gonna 705 01:10:05,523 --> 01:10:08,955 if this catches on, we can come out with a liquid version. 706 01:10:09,023 --> 01:10:12,088 Puce juice. 707 01:10:20,824 --> 01:10:23,455 Oh, my! An elf-portrait. 708 01:10:23,523 --> 01:10:25,621 You haven't made one of those since 709 01:10:25,690 --> 01:10:29,888 it's for Joe. He never got a present in his life, 710 01:10:29,957 --> 01:10:32,121 and he's too proud to ask for one. 711 01:10:32,190 --> 01:10:34,221 Mm-hmm. 712 01:10:34,290 --> 01:10:39,055 He makes me think what our son might've been like, Anya. 713 01:10:43,857 --> 01:10:47,488 Why, it's patch! 714 01:10:47,557 --> 01:10:50,387 It's not patch 715 01:10:50,457 --> 01:10:53,155 well, I guess it does resemble 716 01:10:56,523 --> 01:10:59,055 my good old patch. 717 01:10:59,123 --> 01:11:03,305 I don't know about this. It isn't what the north pole looks like at all. 718 01:11:03,373 --> 01:11:06,571 Look, b.Z. Knows what he's doing. He knows how to grab the people. 719 01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,938 This isn't real. The public doesn't want reality. They want the dream. 720 01:11:10,007 --> 01:11:13,971 Patch! Match! Patch! Match! 721 01:11:14,041 --> 01:11:15,971 Someone new has come to town 722 01:11:16,041 --> 01:11:19,638 Patch! Patch! From the old north pole where the elves make toys, 723 01:11:19,707 --> 01:11:22,755 here's a Christmas treat for you girls and boys. 724 01:11:23,191 --> 01:11:26,721 Oh, my name's patch. As you can tell, 725 01:11:26,790 --> 01:11:30,371 I'm an elf myself, so let's give a yell. 726 01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:32,854 Patch! 727 01:11:32,923 --> 01:11:35,655 Well, the patch-work present comes from me. 728 01:11:35,723 --> 01:11:38,121 You'll find it under the Christmas tree. 729 01:11:38,190 --> 01:11:42,488 And best of all, you will agree, is that it's absolutely free. 730 01:11:42,556 --> 01:11:46,288 Cornelia, your step-Uncle has just dropped by for a minute. 731 01:11:46,356 --> 01:11:49,488 Go in and wish him a merry Christmas. 732 01:11:53,706 --> 01:11:56,039 Come in. 733 01:11:59,706 --> 01:12:01,671 Merry Christmas, Uncle. 734 01:12:01,740 --> 01:12:05,938 It certainly should be. 735 01:12:06,007 --> 01:12:08,304 A little puce candy. 736 01:12:10,074 --> 01:12:12,438 This special broadcast 737 01:12:12,507 --> 01:12:15,205 Is brought to you by b.Z. Toys. 738 01:12:15,273 --> 01:12:18,139 At least he's all right. What are you going to do? 739 01:12:18,207 --> 01:12:20,304 It's Christmas Eve, isn't it? 740 01:12:20,373 --> 01:12:24,571 I'm gonna do my job The way I always do. 741 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:28,105 Merry Christmas from b.Z. Toys! 742 01:12:38,024 --> 01:12:41,156 Where is it? Up there, sir. 743 01:13:08,807 --> 01:13:10,938 That's the stuff I told you about. 744 01:13:11,007 --> 01:13:13,471 Yes, it's terrific. Well done, b.Z.! 745 01:13:51,273 --> 01:13:54,155 Knock 'em dead, kid! Knock 'em dead! 746 01:13:57,473 --> 01:14:01,955 Come on, patch! Give it all you got, kid! 747 01:14:17,907 --> 01:14:20,738 Yaaaaa-hoo! 748 01:14:20,807 --> 01:14:23,938 Oh! Oh. 749 01:14:56,557 --> 01:14:58,921 Santa! 750 01:14:58,990 --> 01:15:01,555 At least somebody down there likes me. 751 01:15:12,524 --> 01:15:14,888 Easy, boys. Easy, now. 752 01:15:14,957 --> 01:15:16,955 Easy, boys. 753 01:15:18,490 --> 01:15:20,655 Whoa! 754 01:15:26,390 --> 01:15:29,488 Hello, Joe. Hey, how's it goin'? 755 01:15:30,991 --> 01:15:33,655 Not bad. Yourself? 756 01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:40,022 I'm okay, I guess. I was afraid you'd forget about me. 757 01:15:46,857 --> 01:15:49,788 Well 758 01:15:49,857 --> 01:15:53,104 At least I've got one good friend left. 759 01:15:53,172 --> 01:15:57,555 Are you kidding? I'm your pal for life! Honest! 760 01:15:57,624 --> 01:16:01,321 Oh, hey, there was this weird guy on television. Some patch 761 01:16:01,524 --> 01:16:04,271 I know about that. That's all right. 762 01:16:04,339 --> 01:16:06,905 Then it's cool, then? Yeah. 763 01:16:06,973 --> 01:16:10,104 Hiya, blitzen. Hey, donner, how's it goin', man? 764 01:16:12,323 --> 01:16:17,504 Hey, comet! 765 01:16:17,807 --> 01:16:20,805 All right. Coming? 766 01:16:20,874 --> 01:16:24,070 Neat! 767 01:16:25,473 --> 01:16:28,304 Oh! I almost forgot. 768 01:16:35,106 --> 01:16:38,288 For me? For you. 769 01:16:38,490 --> 01:16:40,855 A present? 770 01:16:44,740 --> 01:16:48,321 Aw, gee, thanks! Excellent! 771 01:16:48,390 --> 01:16:52,538 Did corny get something? The, um, little girl. 772 01:16:52,607 --> 01:16:56,455 Oh! Are you seeing a lot of each other? 773 01:16:56,523 --> 01:16:59,921 Actually, yes. Actually. 774 01:17:00,357 --> 01:17:03,221 Well, of course she's gonna get a present. She writes a nice letter. 775 01:17:03,290 --> 01:17:06,021 She asked for a toy piano. 776 01:17:07,457 --> 01:17:11,154 Well, come on. Huh? 777 01:17:11,223 --> 01:17:14,654 What about the, uh, yo? 778 01:17:14,723 --> 01:17:17,371 Oh, right. Yo! 779 01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:19,904 All right, donner! All right, blitzen! 780 01:17:19,972 --> 01:17:22,003 All right, everybody! Ho-ho-ho! 781 01:17:22,072 --> 01:17:25,104 Here we go! Ha-ha-ha! 782 01:17:25,172 --> 01:17:27,605 Ho-ho-ho! 783 01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,555 Don't you want to try it? 784 01:17:38,623 --> 01:17:40,722 I certainly do not. 785 01:17:40,790 --> 01:17:45,020 Well, it would be a shame to let it go to waste. 786 01:17:45,089 --> 01:17:48,338 Do you mind if I take it? I don't care. 787 01:17:48,406 --> 01:17:51,771 Mmm! 788 01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:54,438 Mmm! 789 01:17:54,506 --> 01:17:57,504 Ohhh! 790 01:17:57,573 --> 01:18:01,705 Oh, look at me! I feel just like Mary poppins! 791 01:18:05,707 --> 01:18:08,338 Okay, man, come on. Do your worst, huh? 792 01:18:08,406 --> 01:18:11,771 Come on. You can't get past me, sucker. Come on! Come on! 793 01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:14,054 Oh, yeah, you can't get past me. 794 01:18:14,122 --> 01:18:17,355 Kid, come on, give me that ball! Hey, what you doin'? 795 01:18:17,423 --> 01:18:19,237 Hey! 796 01:18:19,306 --> 01:18:22,838 Wow! I don't believe it! 797 01:18:23,139 --> 01:18:26,355 You're cute. 798 01:18:44,773 --> 01:18:48,021 Here he is, ladies and gentlemen. 799 01:18:48,090 --> 01:18:49,937 The man of the hour. Ask him anything. 800 01:18:50,006 --> 01:18:52,654 Tell us how you make it. Can you, please? 801 01:18:52,990 --> 01:18:54,705 What's in the lollipops, Mr. patch? 802 01:18:54,773 --> 01:18:57,920 Well, it's all natural ingredients. 803 01:18:57,989 --> 01:19:01,488 No additives whatsoever. Who did your outfit? 804 01:19:01,556 --> 01:19:04,920 Uh, goober, actually. He's head of the sewing department. 805 01:19:04,990 --> 01:19:07,455 Mr. patch, has the space agency contacted you yet? 806 01:19:07,523 --> 01:19:09,971 Who? The astronauts. 807 01:19:10,039 --> 01:19:12,988 Oh. No, they'll have to write to Santa claus 808 01:19:13,056 --> 01:19:15,321 Just like the other boys and girls. 809 01:19:15,390 --> 01:19:18,554 Uh, what we want what we want 810 01:19:18,623 --> 01:19:21,920 Is to bring joy and happiness 811 01:19:21,990 --> 01:19:24,970 To all the little children of this world. 812 01:19:25,039 --> 01:19:27,638 And that's why I'm proud to announce 813 01:19:27,707 --> 01:19:31,754 That, beginning today, my pal patch here 814 01:19:31,822 --> 01:19:34,605 Is exclusive with b.Z. Toys! 815 01:19:34,673 --> 01:19:38,104 What about the fact that the senate subcommittee on toy safety 816 01:19:38,172 --> 01:19:41,870 Cited this company with 15 separate 817 01:19:41,939 --> 01:19:44,538 no more questions! 818 01:19:44,607 --> 01:19:46,920 No more questions. No more questions. 819 01:19:46,990 --> 01:19:49,754 What's this about the senate subcommittee? Just typical newspaper garbage. 820 01:19:49,822 --> 01:19:53,321 Don't take it seriously. And what was that business about our future plans? 821 01:19:53,390 --> 01:19:56,254 The future is ours, patch. 822 01:19:56,323 --> 01:19:59,654 But I'm going back to the north pole. Says who? 823 01:19:59,990 --> 01:20:03,438 Well, nobody yet. But now Santa claus has seen what I can do. 824 01:20:03,506 --> 01:20:05,738 I'm sure he's gonna send for me to come home. 825 01:20:05,805 --> 01:20:09,937 Why would you want to do that? What does the north pole have that New York doesn't? 826 01:20:10,005 --> 01:20:12,837 Ice and polar bears 827 01:20:13,273 --> 01:20:15,920 and Santa claus and my friends. 828 01:20:16,357 --> 01:20:19,088 All right, all right. I'll tell you what. 829 01:20:19,156 --> 01:20:22,787 Just do me one favor before you go. 830 01:20:22,856 --> 01:20:26,237 No, I can't. I've gotta go back. No, no, no, no. 831 01:20:26,306 --> 01:20:30,071 Not for me. For them, patch. 832 01:20:31,873 --> 01:20:34,921 Well, who? Am I right? 833 01:20:36,323 --> 01:20:39,254 Something 834 01:20:39,323 --> 01:20:42,654 Something for them. 835 01:20:42,723 --> 01:20:45,387 Something for all the children 836 01:20:45,456 --> 01:20:48,921 Of this miserable old world. 837 01:20:51,123 --> 01:20:54,121 So how about it? Will you do it? 838 01:20:54,190 --> 01:20:58,487 What is it? This stardust this reindeer cornflakes 839 01:20:58,556 --> 01:21:01,621 whatever it is that made the children walk on air 840 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:05,621 wh-wh-what would happen if you were to juice up the formula a bit? 841 01:21:05,690 --> 01:21:07,621 Just make it stronger? 842 01:21:07,690 --> 01:21:10,921 Well, it's elf-explanatory. I mean, it would make them fly. 843 01:21:10,989 --> 01:21:13,987 Yeah, fly. Fly? Fly? Fly? 844 01:21:14,056 --> 01:21:18,954 You mean, like, fly? Like fly high in the sky. 845 01:21:19,023 --> 01:21:23,054 And could you do that before you go? Yes, but I 846 01:21:23,123 --> 01:21:27,054 patch. It wouldn't take you long, would it? 847 01:21:27,123 --> 01:21:29,787 Lollipops? No, no! 848 01:21:29,856 --> 01:21:32,887 No, we did that already. That's yesterday's news. 849 01:21:32,956 --> 01:21:35,487 The consumer needs a new model. 850 01:21:35,556 --> 01:21:38,921 Well candy canes? 851 01:21:40,323 --> 01:21:43,254 Candy canes. Mm-hmm. 852 01:21:43,323 --> 01:21:47,655 Of course. Patch! You are some terrific elf! 853 01:21:47,722 --> 01:21:51,687 I mean, I could convert the I could convert the machines 854 01:21:51,755 --> 01:21:54,238 To do candy canes, and in a week or two, and then I suppose 855 01:21:54,307 --> 01:21:57,621 we can launch the ad campaign tomorrow. Strike while the iron is hot! 856 01:21:57,689 --> 01:22:00,971 I can promise delivery in, say, three months. 857 01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:03,138 Three months? But it's a year to Christmas. 858 01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:05,454 When you've got a hit like we have, patch, 859 01:22:05,523 --> 01:22:09,853 the people don't want to wait a whole year; They're dying for a sequel! 860 01:22:09,922 --> 01:22:13,521 A sequel. That's it. 861 01:22:13,590 --> 01:22:16,421 We'll bring it out on march 25, 862 01:22:16,490 --> 01:22:18,920 and we'll call it 863 01:22:21,755 --> 01:22:24,221 Christmas ii! 864 01:22:25,473 --> 01:22:27,405 Christmas ii? 865 01:22:27,473 --> 01:22:31,104 Maybe the whole idea is no good anymore. 866 01:22:31,173 --> 01:22:35,004 What are you talking about? What idea? 867 01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,637 Christmas. 868 01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,305 Claus! 869 01:22:44,373 --> 01:22:48,004 The world is a different place now, Anya. 870 01:22:48,073 --> 01:22:50,438 You don't see it. 871 01:22:50,506 --> 01:22:53,504 The people don't seem to care 872 01:22:53,573 --> 01:22:56,837 About giving a gift 873 01:22:56,906 --> 01:23:01,837 Just so they can see the light of happiness in a friend's eyes. 874 01:23:01,906 --> 01:23:04,004 Just 875 01:23:04,073 --> 01:23:07,837 just doesn't feel like Christmas anymore. 876 01:23:10,506 --> 01:23:16,371 Maybe this fellow b.Z. Is smarter than I am. 877 01:23:18,973 --> 01:23:20,971 Maybe I'm 878 01:23:23,006 --> 01:23:26,471 maybe I'm just an old fool. 879 01:24:06,722 --> 01:24:08,921 Hi. 880 01:24:08,989 --> 01:24:11,887 Hi. Come up, quick. 881 01:25:08,006 --> 01:25:10,938 You're burning up! I'll be all right. 882 01:25:11,006 --> 01:25:14,405 You stay out there, and you'll be dead is what you'll be. 883 01:25:15,906 --> 01:25:18,305 You're staying here! 884 01:25:18,373 --> 01:25:21,703 I'm what? There's an empty room in the basement. 885 01:25:21,772 --> 01:25:24,438 Nobody ever goes down there. 886 01:25:26,340 --> 01:25:29,438 Oh, please, Joe. Just till you get better. 887 01:25:30,906 --> 01:25:34,637 Well all right. 888 01:25:34,705 --> 01:25:37,570 But just till I shake this. 889 01:26:01,340 --> 01:26:04,603 It's, uh, a new doll. 890 01:26:07,206 --> 01:26:09,637 A doll. 891 01:26:09,705 --> 01:26:12,971 Children ought to like it. 892 01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:15,804 Does it fly? 893 01:26:15,872 --> 01:26:19,938 It, uh wets. 894 01:26:49,140 --> 01:26:52,238 Towser! Good lord, man! 3:00 in the morning! 895 01:26:52,307 --> 01:26:55,703 Haven't you ever heard of the telephone? I couldn't use the phone. 896 01:26:55,772 --> 01:27:00,470 It's perfectly easy, towser. You just pick up the receiver and dial all the little numbers. 897 01:27:00,539 --> 01:27:02,637 I didn't dare use the phone, b.Z. 898 01:27:02,705 --> 01:27:05,637 I couldn't take the chance of anyone hearing. Hearing what? 899 01:27:05,705 --> 01:27:07,804 Shhh! Hearing what? 900 01:27:07,872 --> 01:27:11,837 Are we alone? My niece and her nanny are fast asleep. 901 01:27:11,906 --> 01:27:15,004 All right. Good. Come on. Come on. 902 01:27:15,073 --> 01:27:17,071 Here. 903 01:27:21,973 --> 01:27:25,004 Ninety-nine. You still have a temperature. 904 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:27,938 Four dopey points! Big deal! 905 01:27:28,006 --> 01:27:31,138 More liquids. That's what you need. More vitamin c. 906 01:27:31,206 --> 01:27:34,087 Come on. Let's go get some orange juice. 907 01:27:39,372 --> 01:27:43,938 Oh, towser, with you it's always some new melodrama. 908 01:27:44,006 --> 01:27:48,120 Well, let me tell you, my friend, tonight, nothing can upset me. 909 01:27:48,190 --> 01:27:52,453 The money's coming in so fast, you'd think we were printing it ourselves! 910 01:27:52,522 --> 01:27:54,637 But, but, b.Z. 911 01:27:54,706 --> 01:27:57,304 do you realize what this means, man? 912 01:27:57,372 --> 01:28:00,637 Santa claus is finished! 913 01:28:02,973 --> 01:28:06,620 I'm taking over Christmas. By next December, 914 01:28:06,689 --> 01:28:09,188 they'll be writing to me! 915 01:28:09,256 --> 01:28:12,387 B.Z. 916 01:28:18,190 --> 01:28:22,087 What the hell 917 01:28:24,955 --> 01:28:28,221 towser, take that way! Oh! Oh! 918 01:28:33,589 --> 01:28:36,504 Come on with me, young man! Let me go! 919 01:28:36,572 --> 01:28:41,171 How did you get in here? Who are you, anyway? Let me go! 920 01:28:43,140 --> 01:28:46,621 Towser! Towser! 921 01:28:46,689 --> 01:28:49,621 You little brat! Who is this kid? 922 01:28:49,689 --> 01:28:53,254 Some damned little sneak! I heard what you said! 923 01:28:53,322 --> 01:28:55,954 You ain't never gonna beat Santa claus! Never! 924 01:28:56,023 --> 01:28:59,987 I'll tell him, and he'll beat you! Park this kid on ice! 925 01:29:00,190 --> 01:29:04,354 I'll deal with him later. 926 01:29:13,206 --> 01:29:15,370 Shut up! 927 01:29:23,806 --> 01:29:25,621 B.Z., we've got to talk. 928 01:29:25,689 --> 01:29:29,454 Have you ever had one of those nights when you just want to drop a bomb? 929 01:29:29,523 --> 01:29:32,920 Some damn kid in my basement, you waltzing into the house in the middle of the night 930 01:29:32,989 --> 01:29:35,721 by the way, towser, what the hell did you want, anyway? 931 01:29:36,056 --> 01:29:39,237 It's the candy canes. They're dangerous. What about 'em? 932 01:29:39,305 --> 01:29:42,155 What the hell are you talking about? This patch guy 933 01:29:42,222 --> 01:29:45,121 he told me he keeps that secret ingredient in cold storage 934 01:29:45,190 --> 01:29:48,155 Because it comes from the north pole. Uh-huh. 935 01:29:48,222 --> 01:29:50,270 So we started manufacturing the candy canes. Uh-huh. 936 01:29:50,338 --> 01:29:52,737 It's a very powerful mixture, you know? Uh-huh. 937 01:29:52,806 --> 01:29:56,771 So I just assumed I should refrigerate them too. Get on with your story! 938 01:29:56,839 --> 01:30:00,404 Stop giving me all these short sentences and making me go uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.. 939 01:30:00,472 --> 01:30:03,104 Like some kind of a moron! Uh-huh. 940 01:30:03,406 --> 01:30:07,320 I had to move one of the batches of candy canes to another part of the factory. 941 01:30:07,389 --> 01:30:09,621 I left a box next to a radiator in the lab. 942 01:30:09,689 --> 01:30:12,454 And? There's no more lab. 943 01:30:12,656 --> 01:30:15,453 The candy canes exploded! 944 01:30:15,523 --> 01:30:18,420 They react to extreme heat and turn volatile. 945 01:30:18,489 --> 01:30:22,521 We've got to stop this. Stop? Are you insane? 946 01:30:24,288 --> 01:30:27,921 We've got millions of dollars pouring in every day, most of it in cash. 947 01:30:27,990 --> 01:30:33,721 Cash, man! Small, unmarked bills. 948 01:30:33,789 --> 01:30:36,587 B.Z., this stuff can kill people. 949 01:30:36,656 --> 01:30:39,320 Are you going soft on me? No, I'm not going 950 01:30:39,389 --> 01:30:42,537 listen, you idiot. Who else knows about this? 951 01:30:42,606 --> 01:30:44,837 Nobody. What about patch? 952 01:30:44,906 --> 01:30:47,804 He was asleep. He didn't hear anything. 953 01:30:47,873 --> 01:30:50,270 Don't tell him. 954 01:30:50,338 --> 01:30:53,904 Don't tell anybody. 955 01:30:53,972 --> 01:30:57,804 B.Z., these are children we're talking about. 956 01:30:57,873 --> 01:31:03,470 Yes. And who appreciates them better than I? 957 01:31:03,539 --> 01:31:08,153 These industrious little boys and girls 958 01:31:08,222 --> 01:31:11,821 Saving all their nickels and dimes 959 01:31:11,890 --> 01:31:15,754 To get the magic candy canes I promised them. 960 01:31:15,823 --> 01:31:18,888 They'll get what they paid for. 961 01:31:18,956 --> 01:31:22,888 If these people are so reckless as to have radiators in their houses 962 01:31:22,956 --> 01:31:25,021 reckless? Towser, 963 01:31:25,089 --> 01:31:27,420 how does Brazil sound to you? 964 01:31:27,489 --> 01:31:29,420 Brazil? Brazil. 965 01:31:29,489 --> 01:31:33,353 Sandy beaches, tropical breezes, 966 01:31:33,422 --> 01:31:37,353 big rum drinks with pineapple in them, 967 01:31:37,422 --> 01:31:41,253 senoritas in string bikinis, 968 01:31:41,322 --> 01:31:46,387 and-oh, yes no extradition proceedings. 969 01:31:46,455 --> 01:31:49,654 You mean you and me, Eric. 970 01:31:49,723 --> 01:31:52,253 We'll take the cash 971 01:31:52,322 --> 01:31:55,587 And let the elf face the music. 972 01:32:19,805 --> 01:32:22,921 Listen, kid. You wanna die on me when I'm gone? 973 01:32:22,989 --> 01:32:25,687 Be my guest. 974 01:32:27,689 --> 01:32:31,320 Dear Santa, you've gotta help. 975 01:32:31,388 --> 01:32:34,070 Joe's been taken prisoner by a very bad man. 976 01:32:34,138 --> 01:32:36,637 I'm sorry to say he's a relation of mine. 977 01:32:36,706 --> 01:32:40,303 Cornelia, what are you doing? You're ten minutes late for breakfast. 978 01:32:40,372 --> 01:32:42,370 I'm coming. 979 01:32:59,873 --> 01:33:04,270 Just what I thought. 980 01:33:06,138 --> 01:33:11,604 I think we should prepare the first shipments of pine wood as early as April this time. 981 01:33:11,673 --> 01:33:14,370 Don't you agree, Santa? 982 01:33:17,372 --> 01:33:20,136 What's this? 983 01:33:20,205 --> 01:33:22,403 Looks like a letter. In January? 984 01:33:22,472 --> 01:33:25,771 A bit early for next Christmas, isn't it? 985 01:33:25,839 --> 01:33:28,804 It's familiar writing. 986 01:33:34,756 --> 01:33:37,921 Saddle up the reindeer! But it's only two weeks since they've been out. 987 01:33:37,988 --> 01:33:40,103 This can't wait. 988 01:33:40,172 --> 01:33:42,904 Ah! Just the elves I want to see. Hitch up the reindeer. 989 01:33:42,971 --> 01:33:45,969 We're flying out at 1900 hours! That's what we came to tell you. 990 01:33:46,038 --> 01:33:48,204 It's comet and cupid. What about them? 991 01:33:48,272 --> 01:33:51,237 They've got flu. 992 01:33:51,306 --> 01:33:55,270 This would have to happen now. Well, I'll have to make do with six. 993 01:33:55,339 --> 01:33:57,370 Get them ready. Feed them. 994 01:33:57,439 --> 01:33:59,754 Little Joe needs me. 995 01:34:01,656 --> 01:34:04,420 But, boys 996 01:34:04,489 --> 01:34:08,554 We have got ourselves one heck of a problem here. 997 01:34:08,622 --> 01:34:11,854 Our little friend Joe is in trouble. 998 01:34:11,923 --> 01:34:16,420 If we don't help him, I don't even like to think of what can happen. 999 01:34:21,355 --> 01:34:24,103 Now, listen. 1000 01:34:24,172 --> 01:34:26,936 I know we're two men short today. 1001 01:34:27,005 --> 01:34:29,437 But this time 1002 01:34:29,506 --> 01:34:31,704 You've got to fly like the wind. 1003 01:34:31,772 --> 01:34:35,370 Can you do it for me? 1004 01:34:35,439 --> 01:34:37,936 Can you do it for little Joe? 1005 01:34:43,772 --> 01:34:46,237 Sure you can! 1006 01:34:51,155 --> 01:34:53,119 All right, men. 1007 01:34:53,456 --> 01:34:57,370 Give me that extra effort. I'm counting on you. 1008 01:34:57,439 --> 01:34:59,437 Yo! 1009 01:35:01,739 --> 01:35:06,821 Come on, blitzen! Come on! 1010 01:35:47,372 --> 01:35:50,136 My gosh! What are you doing down here? 1011 01:35:50,205 --> 01:35:53,336 As if you didn't know! 1012 01:35:53,405 --> 01:35:55,303 Me? Yeah, you! 1013 01:35:55,372 --> 01:35:58,870 You ruined Christmas! But I never did. What are you talking about? 1014 01:35:58,939 --> 01:36:02,103 He said that kids didn't like him no more! You don't even know Santa claus. 1015 01:36:02,172 --> 01:36:04,103 Do so! Do not! 1016 01:36:04,172 --> 01:36:06,537 He said I was his only friend left, you dumb punk! 1017 01:36:06,606 --> 01:36:11,870 But I-I was just-I just wanted him to see what a good assistant I could be. 1018 01:36:11,939 --> 01:36:15,604 He's seen what you are. You're a dumb, stupid idiot, 1019 01:36:15,673 --> 01:36:18,470 stink-face creep who made the kids hate the best guy ever! 1020 01:36:18,539 --> 01:36:21,336 Hey, what is this? Give me that! It's mine! 1021 01:36:21,405 --> 01:36:23,803 Where did you get it? He gave it to me. 1022 01:36:23,872 --> 01:36:26,803 See, I told you I was his best friend. 1023 01:36:26,872 --> 01:36:31,136 My elf-portrait. He does like me after all. 1024 01:36:31,573 --> 01:36:33,704 Huh? Come on, kid. 1025 01:36:33,772 --> 01:36:36,903 Where are we going? We're going to the north pole. 1026 01:36:36,971 --> 01:36:41,253 We'll both go. And for once, we'll bring Santa claus a present. 1027 01:36:44,589 --> 01:36:46,620 It's you! Thank heavens! 1028 01:36:46,689 --> 01:36:48,620 How is he? I don't know. 1029 01:36:48,689 --> 01:36:51,819 Where is he? My step-Uncle's got him. Those candy canes 1030 01:36:51,888 --> 01:36:54,320 shhh. Tell me on the way. 1031 01:36:58,205 --> 01:37:01,636 They exploded? That's what they said. When they got hot. 1032 01:37:01,705 --> 01:37:04,470 I called the police, but I don't think they believed me. 1033 01:37:04,538 --> 01:37:08,069 We've got to hurry. Come on, boys! 1034 01:37:08,138 --> 01:37:12,303 Enough here to take care of all next year's Christmas orders. Santa claus can take a year off. 1035 01:37:12,372 --> 01:37:14,769 His first vacation. Won't that be great? Yeah, neat. 1036 01:37:14,838 --> 01:37:18,869 Oh, wow! Yeah, good, huh? 1037 01:37:18,938 --> 01:37:21,637 Ahhh! Put your seat belt on. 1038 01:37:31,855 --> 01:37:35,020 Hey, this is neat! Yeah. 1039 01:37:38,022 --> 01:37:41,270 It's them! Both of them! Oh, no! 1040 01:37:41,339 --> 01:37:45,036 What is it? Look. The candy canes! They're in the car with 'em. 1041 01:37:45,105 --> 01:37:47,736 Patch doesn't know they explode. 1042 01:37:47,804 --> 01:37:51,036 Fly, boys! Fly like the wind! 1043 01:37:51,105 --> 01:37:54,237 Fly like you've never flown before! Come on! 1044 01:38:02,322 --> 01:38:04,337 Okay, we know you're up there. 1045 01:38:04,405 --> 01:38:07,136 Now, come on down with your hands held high! 1046 01:38:07,205 --> 01:38:10,802 Unit 71, are you 10-4? 1047 01:38:13,071 --> 01:38:17,303 Let's go. 1048 01:38:27,038 --> 01:38:29,136 Open up! Police! 1049 01:38:29,205 --> 01:38:33,253 We know you're in there! We'll kick the door! 1050 01:38:33,322 --> 01:38:37,320 We're comin' in! Hold it! 1051 01:38:40,438 --> 01:38:43,237 Whoa. Whoa! 1052 01:38:43,305 --> 01:38:47,070 Whooooaaaaah! 1053 01:38:47,372 --> 01:38:49,621 What the 1054 01:38:49,688 --> 01:38:53,603 oh, this is neat! 1055 01:38:53,671 --> 01:38:58,070 I can do anything with this car I want. Watch. 1056 01:39:16,955 --> 01:39:20,120 Fly, boys! Can't they go any faster? 1057 01:39:20,189 --> 01:39:24,053 They usually get a year's rest. They're doing their best. 1058 01:39:24,122 --> 01:39:26,853 Fly! Come on, boys! 1059 01:39:42,155 --> 01:39:44,304 Oh, wow! 1060 01:39:45,688 --> 01:39:47,853 Ohhh! 1061 01:39:53,822 --> 01:39:55,953 Come on! That's it, boys! 1062 01:39:56,021 --> 01:39:58,270 Come on, now! Come on! 1063 01:39:59,772 --> 01:40:02,571 That's the way. That's the way. Come on. 1064 01:40:02,638 --> 01:40:05,937 That's my good boys. Come on! 1065 01:40:15,405 --> 01:40:17,503 Yippee! 1066 01:40:19,539 --> 01:40:22,736 Oh, my gosh! 1067 01:40:22,805 --> 01:40:25,020 Joe! Joe! 1068 01:40:25,088 --> 01:40:28,253 Come on, boys! That's patch in there! 1069 01:40:28,322 --> 01:40:32,187 If you love him like he loves you, give it all you got! 1070 01:40:32,255 --> 01:40:34,453 Come on! Come on! 1071 01:40:34,522 --> 01:40:37,520 Come on, blitzen! Come on, donner! 1072 01:40:40,939 --> 01:40:43,303 Can we go higher? Of course, Joe. 1073 01:40:49,072 --> 01:40:51,304 Something's happening! Patch! Oh, no! 1074 01:40:59,805 --> 01:41:04,703 Do something! The super-dooper looper. It's the only way. 1075 01:41:04,771 --> 01:41:07,103 Come on, donner! You can do it! 1076 01:41:07,172 --> 01:41:10,070 I know you can do it! Come on! Faster! 1077 01:41:10,138 --> 01:41:12,736 Come on! Faster! 1078 01:41:12,805 --> 01:41:16,270 What's going on? 1079 01:41:16,572 --> 01:41:19,736 Here we go! Hang on! Here we go! 1080 01:41:23,005 --> 01:41:26,836 Give it all you got! Come on, now! Come on! 1081 01:41:30,138 --> 01:41:32,204 Hah! Hah! 1082 01:41:32,272 --> 01:41:35,585 Come on, donner! Come on! You can do it! 1083 01:41:35,654 --> 01:41:37,769 Santa! It's Santa! 1084 01:41:37,838 --> 01:41:40,420 Santa! Aah! 1085 01:41:42,988 --> 01:41:45,853 All right! 1086 01:41:48,022 --> 01:41:50,386 Santa! 1087 01:41:50,456 --> 01:41:53,502 Dash it away, donner! Dash it away! 1088 01:41:56,555 --> 01:41:58,603 Joe! 1089 01:42:10,222 --> 01:42:13,452 Oh! Oh, my boys! 1090 01:42:13,521 --> 01:42:17,770 I've seen some reindeer in my time, but you're the best, the best! 1091 01:42:17,838 --> 01:42:20,953 We did it! We did it! Ha-ha-ha! 1092 01:42:21,021 --> 01:42:23,603 Well done, donner! 1093 01:42:25,705 --> 01:42:28,536 Way to go, donner! 1094 01:42:28,605 --> 01:42:31,570 Patch, this is corny. Corny, meet patch. 1095 01:42:31,638 --> 01:42:34,886 Hi, corny. Nice to meet you, patch. 1096 01:42:41,772 --> 01:42:43,836 Yeah. 1097 01:42:49,205 --> 01:42:51,204 What about corny? 1098 01:42:55,406 --> 01:42:59,803 Can I stay? Just till next Christmas. Please? 1099 01:42:59,871 --> 01:43:04,036 And you can give her a lift home next year. 1100 01:43:04,105 --> 01:43:06,803 Well, dooley? As if I don't have enough to do. 1101 01:43:06,871 --> 01:43:09,103 Now I'm going to have to be a school teacher. 1102 01:43:09,172 --> 01:43:11,703 School? School? 1103 01:43:53,105 --> 01:43:56,536 Hey! What's going on? 1104 01:43:56,605 --> 01:43:59,736 Let-let me down! 1105 01:44:08,755 --> 01:44:14,535 It's Christmas 1106 01:44:14,604 --> 01:44:20,886 all over the world tonight 1107 01:44:24,387 --> 01:44:30,070 it's Christmas 1108 01:44:30,138 --> 01:44:35,253 all over the world 1109 01:44:47,022 --> 01:44:50,020 all my life 1110 01:44:50,089 --> 01:44:53,686 I learned if I was good 1111 01:44:53,755 --> 01:44:57,820 did everything I should 1112 01:44:57,888 --> 01:45:02,486 that dreams would all come true 1113 01:45:02,554 --> 01:45:05,519 I can see 1114 01:45:05,588 --> 01:45:09,220 a special time when we 1115 01:45:09,287 --> 01:45:13,020 join hands around one tree 1116 01:45:13,089 --> 01:45:18,920 and make Christmas last forever 1117 01:45:18,989 --> 01:45:24,385 when Santa's flying in his magic sleigh 1118 01:45:26,688 --> 01:45:31,820 goes all around the world in just a day 1119 01:45:34,321 --> 01:45:38,620 from the north pole to the Southern tip 1120 01:45:38,688 --> 01:45:45,087 he makes his trip with love to give away 1121 01:45:45,155 --> 01:45:49,620 in his sleigh 1122 01:45:49,688 --> 01:45:55,419 it's Christmas 1123 01:45:55,488 --> 01:46:00,753 all over the world tonight 1124 01:46:00,822 --> 01:46:05,087 all over the world 1125 01:46:05,155 --> 01:46:10,919 it's Christmas 1126 01:46:10,988 --> 01:46:16,286 all over the world 1127 01:46:20,555 --> 01:46:26,187 it's Christmas 1128 01:46:26,255 --> 01:46:31,786 all over the world tonight 1129 01:46:31,855 --> 01:46:35,853 all over the world 1130 01:46:35,921 --> 01:46:41,520 it's Christmas 1131 01:46:41,588 --> 01:46:47,053 all over the world 1132 01:46:51,388 --> 01:46:56,886 it's Christmas 1133 01:46:56,955 --> 01:47:02,286 all over the world tonight 1134 01:47:02,355 --> 01:47:06,553 all over the world 1135 01:47:06,622 --> 01:47:11,486 it's Christmas 1136 01:47:12,721 --> 01:47:16,753 all over the world 1137 01:47:22,038 --> 01:47:27,569 it's Christmas 1138 01:47:27,638 --> 01:47:32,669 all over the world tonight 1139 01:47:32,738 --> 01:47:37,603 all over the world 1140 01:47:37,671 --> 01:47:42,969 it's Christmas 1141 01:47:43,038 --> 01:47:47,736 all over the world 1142 01:47:52,605 --> 01:47:58,236 it's Christmas 1143 01:47:58,304 --> 01:48:02,969 all over the world tonight 1144 01:48:03,038 --> 01:48:07,969 all over the world 1145 01:48:08,038 --> 01:48:13,436 it's Christmas 1146 01:48:13,504 --> 01:48:17,302 all over the world